Cappuccino Assassino Brain Rot

☕🔪 Cappuccino Assassino Brain Rot – The Killer Coffee Chaos

Meet the Cappuccino Assassino Brain Rot — a 3D-printed figure that asks the eternal question: what if your morning coffee turned on you? Equal parts silly and sinister, this absurd little character blends frothy cappuccino energy with the sharp edge of a professional hitman. With a foamy crown, a shady vibe, and plenty of meme-fueled menace, it’s the perfect embodiment of chaotic brain rot. Put it on your desk, shelf, or gift it to a fellow meme enjoyer — just don’t turn your back on it.

📏 Approximate Measurements – 13cm
🎨 3D-printed with ridiculous detail – from its frothy head to its dangerous little edge.
💬 Conversation starter guaranteed – goofy, chaotic, and just a little bit unhinged.
🎁 Perfect gift for meme fans & collectors – because who wouldn’t want a murderous cappuccino in their collection?
🌱 Made from PLA – a durable, biodegradable, and eco-friendlier material.

Notes

⚠️ Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3 years old.
Due to the 3D printing process, colors may vary slightly from what you see in the listing.
Products may show layer lines, which is part of their handmade charm.
You can clean/wash gently with warm, soapy water if needed.